Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
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Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
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My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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