she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
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what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
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It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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