I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
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I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
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I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
whose parrot is this?
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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