Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
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tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
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Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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