Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
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This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
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I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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