I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
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he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
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There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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