I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
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I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
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Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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