I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
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I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
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Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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