They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
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Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
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I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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