Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
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look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
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Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
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