I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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