Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
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guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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