i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
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she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
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Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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