I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
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she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
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The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
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