operation harelip BJ is a go
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
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buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
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I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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