I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
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All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
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I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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