you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
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I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
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I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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