Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
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There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
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I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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