Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
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Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
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This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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