My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
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Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
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The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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