just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
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He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
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Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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