Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Buhtt sex?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
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its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
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It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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