The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
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I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
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Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
BRING THE BAGELS
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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