if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
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Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
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If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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