i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
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did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
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Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
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