I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
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I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
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I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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