Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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