yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
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shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
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He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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