Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
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I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
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Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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