so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
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Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
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I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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