Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
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Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
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All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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