The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
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good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
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So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
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We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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