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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
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All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
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You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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