My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
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Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
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Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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