Whats the glycemic index on semen?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
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They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
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In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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