Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
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At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
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How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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