So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
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I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
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I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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