Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
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i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
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Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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