All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Randomize