Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
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i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
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Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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