And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
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I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
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Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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