And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
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Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
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well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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