So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
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when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
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I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
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