we have officially lost it.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
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Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
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his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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