Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
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You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
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My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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