He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
accomplished twins. life is a go
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
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I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
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I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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