Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
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I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
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You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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