i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
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I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
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So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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