My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
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I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
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I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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