im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
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I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
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I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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